"OMGyouguysihavethisGREATawesomeINCREDIBLEidea!!!!"
(everyone goes running.... crickets.....)
but as time went along, it became clearer and clearer that the idea wasnt so omgincredible after all...
like, for instance, in the spring/summer of 2012 when i decided to run a marathon. well i had originally decided to run zero marathons that year (that would have been a smart decision... but since were talking stupid decisions....), then i went back on that idea thinking "OMGILOVERUNNINGSOOOOOMUCH" and instead decided to run 2 marathons, not zero. training for my first five marathons hadnt gone all too well, so i decided i was now way more hardcore all of a sudden, kicked it up a notch, found one of the most ridiculous (yet still semi-manageable) training programs, and crossed my fingers. (yes, this is clearly how awesome people train for marathons).
so i ran, and i ran, and i ran some more. and i complained a lot about running. i bought ridiculous outfits and neon colored compression everything, and then i ran more. i think you get the idea.... (i also drank a lot of beer... but thats another story for many other days).
but heres the funny thing, kids- i really do love running. but i have found out the hard way, and maybe one day you'll find out for yourself, running sure can royally f**k with your mind.
"heres how you run a marathon. step 1: start running. step 2: there is no step 2."
kids, when you run marathons you figure out that you are truly a part of the x % of the worlds population that might actually be certifiably crazy (i even have a certificate for this craziness... from the InSane AsyLum). but the best part? youre totally not alone! you meet all sorts of other crazies just like yourself! and you hang out with them to make yourself look less crazy. logical thinking right there. so crazy SB and myself decided it was a great idea to do our very last long run before our race on one of the hottest days of the summer at peak temps (we at least waited til it cooled down to 89). running hasnt killed off all of our common sense just yet....
after sending multiple texts back and forth during the day...
"im pretty excited to run 2,398 miles later... ugh"
"i would prefer to sit and drink beer"
"we'll be alright... when its over"
"pancakes, coffee, and potato chips are good pre run fuel, right?"
"whose idea was this anyway?"
...we finally took off. 22 miles, here we come...
"its gonna be legend-... wait for it... and i hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"
465 feet into the run, we stumbled across this:
we made the executive decision NOT to try whatever white liquidy dairy
sort of product this was that someone clearly left for SB
(funny, we both are lactose intolerant....)
drink this, not that. hi dad!
"kids i cannot stress this enough. 'SB' and i were going through a tough time."
as much as i wanted to believe it was getting cooler, i dont think the temperature was dropping. if anything im pretty sure it was getting hotter. by mile 11 my legs were hurting. were talking sheer pain. im pretty sure i had already drank enough water to fill a small pond. instead of feeling the "water bloat", i think all the water had settled into my thighs. (this is also super attractive incase you werent aware). ive felt like this before on training runs and i knew i could still finish (maybe). i also knew that if i didnt have SB running next to me, and knowing i would fully sabotage her kick ass training run, i would have called ty and had him pick me up. yes, i was ready to bail at mile 11.at mile 12.6 "home" by dierks bentley came on my playlist as we were running over the casco bay bridge. bridges are tough to begin with and i was seriously dragging. i felt as if i couldnt lift my legs (im fairly convinced they each weighed 110lbs... full of all that water). i had to sprint ahead since SB was flying along like a little firefly, loving the sunshine and enjoying the view, to tell her i needed to stop for a sec. i took the pic below and saw i had a text from my lovely texan lady- "chandler watches shark porn!" as i was this close to tears, i just had to laugh seeing that. who wouldnt? you have to love a friend that sends daily "friends" quotes. x1000.
yes, this is my home.
and officially passing out (part 1)
"sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets."
"it gets pretty tough."
"i know it does buddy."
but we obviously make running look good. and neon. and badass.
"hey, how was your day?"
"today i yelled at a little girl for drawing a rainbow."
"a rainbow? sounds like that bitch had it coming."
(pretty much how i felt about running yesterday. and i love that quote, so i had to fit in here somewhere)
(pretty much how i felt about running yesterday. and i love that quote, so i had to fit in here somewhere)
passing out part 2: my view
passing out part 2: SBs view
11 miles sub 9, 11 miles not sub 9
average mile 9:02... ill take it
Pretty much all of my 20 milers feel this way. What is it about 20 and over that is so absurd? I can run 18 and be just fine, but tack those extra two on and I basically fall apart. I can count on one hand the number of 20 milers or above when I HAVEN'T bonked!
ReplyDeleteWay to go sticking it out and finishing strong - I see that sub 9 min final mile! ;-)
Well done ladies! You both rocked the run and are soooo ready for your marathon around the lake.
ReplyDeleteI completely am bookmarking this post. I absolutely adore it. (Of course it helps that I love YOU, HIMYM, and FRIENDS. hahaha!) you ARE hardcore. You are where I someday hope to be...pray to be....dream of.
ReplyDeleteWay to get it done. I am beyond impressed.
PS I can't wait to see you this weekend!
AWESOME post and GREAT run! You're getting me excited... and dreading... starting training for the first full! EEP!
ReplyDeleteExcellent recap from a horrible run. We are pretty amazing though, to pull it off amidst all the endless suffering.
ReplyDeleteWe probably could have gotten out of it had we consumed the scary milk at 425 feet.... Just sayin', the lactose intolerance would have made continuing almost impossible!
Nice war story, but you would have had a better war story if you would have drank (drunk? drinked? drinken?) the milk.
ReplyDeleteThis is so exciting! It's so close!! And dang, you are crazy fast!!!
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